On the way home late the other night, I was passed by a smallish bus painted all sorts of weird colors, and the words "FUR BUS." Not sure I want to know.
I never thought of it, but now that someone has it seems obvious. I'm amazed there aren't similar operations in other cities. Maybe there are. I did see a mobile church parked in the Wal-Mart parking lot here in town once...
I've actually ridden on a tricked-out bus like that-- built-in bar, fancy sound and light system, poles, and in-the-round seating. No label on the side, and it was just being rented as a shuttle - no drinks, no music, no dancers. I still felt just a little dirty.
Some of the truck stops have buses, motorhomes and even some tricked out semi's for all of your lot lizards offering up 'commercial company'. Not just a lap dance and you probably get a lot more than you bargain for too. No thanks!
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On the way home late the other night, I was passed by a smallish bus painted all sorts of weird colors, and the words "FUR BUS." Not sure I want to know.
You have been a writing fool lately!! Which is good. Your words make me think and smile; sometimes both at the same time!!
@Joshua: Stay off that bus, Joshua.
@Wow: When it rains it pours. Who knows how long it will last?
You're just jealous of my part-time job. Big tits--er, tips babe, HUGE. Cha-ching.
How very civilized. If Mohammed won't come to the pole dancers...
So now you could go on a speed date and then get your booty (and possible VD's) to go! Oh America, you are fabulous! ...but I'm still not moving back
@Chantel: I'm glad Hooters is good to you.
@Trooper Thorn: Yes, Detroit is nothing if not civilized.
@Padded Cell Princess: Now if only I could get a mobile nail salon to come to my house...
I never thought of it, but now that someone has it seems obvious. I'm amazed there aren't similar operations in other cities. Maybe there are. I did see a mobile church parked in the Wal-Mart parking lot here in town once...
I've actually ridden on a tricked-out bus like that-- built-in bar, fancy sound and light system, poles, and in-the-round seating. No label on the side, and it was just being rented as a shuttle - no drinks, no music, no dancers. I still felt just a little dirty.
The bathroom is a dump truck that follows behind.
I stand in wonder at how we can carry concealed weapons to put holes in each other, yet can't watch a woman (voluntarily) take off her clothes.
Violence? Cool.
Stripping? Ugh-oh.
Some of the truck stops have buses, motorhomes and even some tricked out semi's for all of your lot lizards offering up 'commercial company'. Not just a lap dance and you probably get a lot more than you bargain for too. No thanks!
DAMN IT! I wish I had seen that before we had bought the Highlander!
wow... i'm not sure if i should be disgusted, or turned on :)
@Algernon: I can't wait to see a mobile Wal-Mart parked in a church parking lot.
@Blissed Out: Don't quit 'til you feel a lot dirty.
@The Jules: Laugh!
@La Piazza: But sex kills our souls!
@Bad Pixie: Oh dear.
@Logical Libby: Snort!
@Slyde: Neither am I.
That's my mom's car.
At least they classed the joint up with the purple funnel hanging off the side mirror.
Stay classy, Detroit! Hilarious.
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