People think I'm weird because I Windex my doorknobs, but I swear, it'll keep you from getting sick! Hella germs are transmitted by doorknobs! They're cesspools of filth and can only be contained by a nice gentle spritz and a vigourous scrub!
I had a serious Windex addiction problem for years. Like before My Big Fat Greek Wedding made it cool. The smell still gets me a little twitchy...but I resist...mostly...
My current love ( I am fickle, what can I say?) is a cleaner that they sell here that smells like lavender. But nice, not that sickening , fake flowery cleaner smell. I use it everywhere and buy gallons of it for the housekeeper.
Ha ha ha cute post!! I love cleaners too but I have noticed mine are usually carpet cleaner and all purpose with bleach. LOL
ReplyDeleteSo is mine. (Sprays you.)
ReplyDeleteI like how Woof can make everything x-rated.
ReplyDeleteKimber: Bleach scares me.
ReplyDeleteWoof: I know.
Wow: It's a gift.
So clearly, you like the taste of Windex®. Now that that's public, what's it taste like?
ReplyDeleteMisterArthur: Why it's minty fresh.
ReplyDeleteLike gum minty fresh, or Listerine™ minty fresh?
ReplyDeleteI'm a soft scrub with bleach kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteIt's more of an "ammonia mint," I'd say.
ReplyDeleteI'll never understand you bleach people.
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ReplyDeleteIts good to stick with what you know! I love it too!
ReplyDeletePeople think I'm weird because I Windex my doorknobs, but I swear, it'll keep you from getting sick! Hella germs are transmitted by doorknobs! They're cesspools of filth and can only be contained by a nice gentle spritz and a vigourous scrub!
ReplyDeleteYou must excuse me Ms. Buddha mama, for I was an English major.
ReplyDeleteBut does windown cleaner symbolize something for you? Act as a metaphor? Perhaps for clarity?
@Kenny: That's what the Windex®is for, silly.
ReplyDelete@Jules: I'd completely forgotten about Glass Plus.
@Twills: I do the doorknobs, and as you can see in the photo, I also do the Diaper Genie or the Diaper Dekor, whatever you want to call it.
@La Piazza: I like the way you think. I thought it was just a matter of life being messy, but I prefer clarity now that you mention it...
windex is so much better than glass plus - just sayin'
ReplyDeleteand i like blue stuff - don't give me the funny alternate colors/scents.
yyesss!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you ever get tennis elbow, you can stick that in a bucket of windex and it'll magically heal.
ReplyDeleteI love the smell of window cleaner in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI had a serious Windex addiction problem for years. Like before My Big Fat Greek Wedding made it cool. The smell still gets me a little twitchy...but I resist...mostly...
ReplyDeleteSome loves never die.
ReplyDeleteMy current love ( I am fickle, what can I say?) is a cleaner that they sell here that smells like lavender. But nice, not that sickening , fake flowery cleaner smell.
I use it everywhere and buy gallons of it for the housekeeper.
Lemon pledge. If my husband would wear it with cologne I would never leave him alone.
ReplyDelete@Char: That's because you're a purist. I respect that.
ReplyDelete@Cass: *Pumps fist*
@Eva: Windex® is no laughing matter, Eva.
@Mel Heth: I wish I could soak my neck and shoulders in it...
@Fragrant Liar: Who doesn't?
@Kristine: The funny thing about that movie was how long it took me to get the joke.
@a Broad: My husband loves lavender. He would probably love that cleaner...
@Logical Libby: Everyone has their magical scent. Interestingly enough, the smell of Pinesol makes me sick.
that lower pic is so cracky-like I had to squint for a few minutes to convince myself it was you.
ReplyDeleteI hate to be the bearer of bad news, but calming blue Windex(R) is a poor disinfectant at best.
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Yes, but Windex never ruined my clothes or my furniture like bleach does.
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